Back with a Bang

Apologies for being AWOL but we’ve been working hard and playing even harder the last few weeks. We’re back to regular posting now, twice a week including our bi-weekly column in the UAE’s weekly glam mag.

Several weeks of slogging hard at work left Layala drained so she and her friends made the fabulous getaway to the Jebel Ali Golf Resort and Spa for a much deserved weekend of relaxing and rewinding. One afternoon while attempting a few rounds of golf with the girls, Layala noticed a group of male golfers peering at their every move a few holes behind them. Not wanting to be distracted by the local wildlife, the ladies continued their rounds when the boys approached them to exchange some words on life, liberty, and the pursuit of pleasure in this desert oasis.

Always one to recognize the need for improvement, Layala allowed the lascivious Talal to teach her more about the grip and handling technique. By the end of the session, it was fairly clear that the golf club wasn’t the only thing that Talal wanted Layala to get to grips with.

A rendezvous was set for later that evening and when sparks flew that night, another tête-a-tête was set for the next day - the last day in paradise before the work week began. After another exchange of sweet and sexy words that decidedly turned both of them on, Layala invited Talal to her room, hoping that golf balls weren’t the only thing he was good at putting into holes.

A heavy session of lip-smacking and hand-wandering entertainment ensued. Zippers and buttons were quickly undone and the preparations were made to end this ultra-relaxing weekend with a bang.

Well, the bang was a bust. The whole thing was over before it even began and in under a minute, Talal’s sexual endurance ended. He flopped onto one side of the bed, smiling from ear to ear. Layala, was not as satisfied. Gone in 60 seconds indeed! Nicholas Cage would have been proud.

After false promises of phone calls, Speedy Gonzales excused himself from the room, leaving Layala to ponder: do men’s selfish desires override the impact of a potentially great sex session? Or did Sir Speedy intentionally turn this hole in one into a hole in none?